Crying and filing laundry… Great way to end my weekend…
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
OR to be EVEN MORE ROMANTIC you could take the kiddie pool, fill it with balls, and give ur partner and extra hour in the ball pit
Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna…
there are no in betweens
I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.
"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."
I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.
has this been done yet?
ok but for real though
why does luigi get a whole fucking year, and peach only gets a month
Because every august is peach month and luigi got one year. Luigi will fall back into the void after a binge of all the attention, may his feast be enough to last him a future eternity of taking the back seat. Meanwhile, Peach takes a month from each year. Every year, Forever. After 12 years august is still peach’s time. After 50 years it will be. After 2000 years and the world is gone a cold July day will end (due to the harsh weather change July experiences very harsh colds during 4014) and at 12:00 AM august first people will worship a worn effigy of princess peach. True it was a parade balloon once, but now it stands for a sign of hope among chaos. Luigi, on the other hand, will be forgotten. A pile of his special edition 3DS burnt as kindling to warm the small room which peach stands.
She is in it for the long haul.
Here is the face of a woman who is 110% fed up with your shit.
R.I.P. Robin Williams (1951-2014)
THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH
This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
"We’re the Millers" bloopers.